Cringe Weaponry is a type of weapons that utilizes Cringe in an offensive capacity, used by various groups such as Derp Cat Legion and various cringe factions.
History[]
Cringe Weaponry in it's earliest form was simply a sort of energy used by beings with an affinity for cringe. However, as time went on, due to how powerful Cringe seemed to be, various groups began working to weaponize it through artificial means. While groups like FNAF and Undertale have created some Cringe-based technology, it was Ang1eda, a scientist of the Avian Union and Derp Cat Legion, who pioneered this technology, weaponizing Cringe for a force of good, unlike the aforementioned two cancerous fandoms. ANg1's research resulted in the creation of almost all modernly used Cringe Wepaonry, which the United Memes utilitizes as a last resort. However nations, factions, and beings who used Cringe naturally would seek this technology for themselves. After some battles with Derp Cat Legion, some of these groups succeeded in doing so, such as Kekistan, The Emoji Empire, Tumblr, and a few others. The most powerful Cringe Weaponry is thought of by most of the world to be similar to nuclear weapons, and have thankfully not been used save very few occasions. The most devastating attack via Cringe Weaponry was done by the Emoji Empire, when they unleashed The Emoji Movie upon the world. Since then, even heavier laws have been placed on Cringe Weaponry, and most nations are reluctant to use it's power. However Derp Cat Legion, Kekistan, and few other countries still use less powerful cringe weapons in their military engagements.
Levels of Cringe Weaponry[]
This is the level of power of all Cringe Weaponry.
- Level 1: Low-Power Cringe Weaponry, can induce mild cringe but is ultimately harmless in the long term.
- Level 2: Lethal Cringe Weaponry, used in the form of firearms. They can cringe most humanoid beings to death.
- Level 3: Cringe Bombs and Cringe Grenades, Cringe Weaponry turned into an explosive form.
- Level 4: Higher power explosive-based Cringe Weaponry, such as Cringe Missiles.
- Level 5: Nuclear-Grade Cringe Weaponry, only used as a last resort, if at all.
- Level 6: There is only one example of this level of Cringe Weaponry, the Emoji Movie. Cringe Weaponry of this magnitude is illegal to use, produce, or even draw plans for.
- Level 7:Proposed Cringe Weaponry, Hypothetical Cringe Weaponry that hasn't been designed yet, weapon systems that could possibly take down memetic gods. Development or proposals punishable by immediate death.
- Unbeknownst to the world, both Derp Cat Legion and the Mongoose Empire are developing one of these weapons as a last resort mechanism against the looming threat of the Yellow Sun.